The Second 'That's Gold' and some stories behind it!

The title of this particular That's Gold was a that's gold in itself. I went to write the title (whilst drunk) and when I wrote gold I ended up spelling it with an 'a' at the end because I had already begun thinking about writing award. I know that's not funny but it's relevant in the context of our next That's Gold.

That's Gold!

• Suzy almost knocking herself out on Aaron's door after hearing Ricky Martin come on (When this one happened we were having a party, can't remember what for though. There was lots of drinking and Suzy got a bit too excited when we chose to take the piss out of Simon by playing his Ricky Martin CD)
• I'm getting my holes confused - ME! (Okay this is an embarrassing one to explain but here goes. Aaron has a porn called The Babysitter 2 - I think you can use your imaginations here - and one night we were watching it (as you do). Anyway during one scene a girl was being impaled by two men and at one point I couldn't make out exactly which entry point was being used. Only I could find porn confusing! At this point I need to add that I believe it was on this night watching a classic scene from the Babysitter porn that the house catch cry was discovered - Fuck That Asshole! We use this term in a positive light and also to harass people on the streets from the security of our cars. FTA: Fuck That Asshole (if you say it with a lisp it's even more effective)
• "Hey, is it called the Greenwood Brassy-air?" - Aaron (On this occasion we were trying to book somewhere to eat for dinner and decided to try the Greenwood Brasserie as it was our local. Aaron was going to do the honors of calling for us and went to look for the phone number in the Yellow Pages when this little gem came out.
  
• Kellie 'tapping' the brick fence whilst attempting to park her car - Me (Aaron and I came back home from somewhere and I cleverly demonstrated to him just how skilled a driver I am. I was happy to discover that neither the wall or my car were hurt - the only victim was my dignity.
• Suzy coming home from a hard day at work to an almost empty house, looking to relax, only to hear what apparently was the climax of a tango session of horizontal limbo coming from the general direction of Action Man's room - The Greatest Fucker in the World! (This one needs no explanation)